In
a bid to try and impress a cute girl in my local news-agent, I once bought
an edition of 'Yachting'. An editorial dedicated to the latest ground breaking
news in the Yachting universe. Of course it didn't work, and what was I
expecting? For her to assume I have a yacht and become over whelmed in a fit of
capricious passion that would result in her ripping off my clothes and ravaging
me on the counter? So these days instead of buying a syndicated Yachting
magazine, I simply kit myself in the kind of clobber that makes me look that I
might actually know the difference between starboard and port. (Ps - Port is
left. If you need help remembering that imagine the expression 'there is no
port left in the bottle', especially after I've had an hour in its company). 
There are two numbers you can chance to pull off
this look. If you're feeling flush then this sweet little number from Folk is
in the sale right now for 250 nicker. This is so up market you get a free yacht
with it. I am of course joking. But if you want to stand at the helm and look
like a pro, then this is my choice. However if your budget
won't allow for the pricey high echelons of nautical attire, then UCLA provide
a more than adequate substitute. This UCLA Spears Puffa Jacket comes with a button
fasten hood and zip fastening to the front as well as the two front pockets.
The waist has a toggle drawstring fastening and tonal seam stitching. The Puffa
forges close links with the equestrian and nautical sports. Clearly an item best
seen worn when guzzling on the finest wines available to humanity, debating the
beauties of an in-out driveway with your rich father-in-law on the quarterdeck
aboard his brand new yacht.
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