Ultimate Stocking Fillers

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Wallet

Not large enough to carry the head of a
mythological beast.

The wallet has a wonderful backstory. It originally came from the name of the sack Perseus used to carry the head of Medusa. You remember Medusa, that chick with snakes for hair that turned onlookers to stone by looking at them. Good old Perseus I say, you don't want a crazy cow like that swinging around the local pubs. Well the wallet has evolved since those primitive times. This Voi Jeans Cobra Bottle Opener Wallet, nicknamed the Swiss Army Knife of wallets, has a PU leather effect that not only has the logo embossed on the front, but also a bottle opener on the corner. Young men attempting to open bottles of Desperado's with their teeth accounts for 65% of broken canines. That's just good science. So let the Cobra wallet do the job and save you a trip to the back alley dentist. 

Classic attire for a knife fight.

Long Johns

The Long Johns have an equally interesting history. They were first introduced into England in the 17th century and were supposedly called long Johns after a famous knife fighter who fought in thermal underwear.

Check out these Bjorn Borg Skull Chain Long Johns that are 95% cotton, 5% elastane.  Pointless Bjorn Borg fact: Bjorn Borg's star sign is a Gemini. Gemini's are apparently the nuts at doubles tennis. But interestingly Bjorn hated doubles. He was very much like every movie cop from the 80's. Doesn't need a partner, works better alone, lives on the edge, smokes, drinks heavily because his wife left him, estranged from his kids, you get the picture.

Belts

No the Bat belt, but good enough.

Belts have been documented for male clothing since the Bronze Age. This Voi Jeans Holster Belt is a classic leather belt featuring branding embossed directly onto the leather. This belt doesn't actually come with a holster or gun, however it is real leather, so think on if purchasing it for your vegan friend. However I did have a vegan friend who wore leather boots, he said Jesus used to wear leather sandals, and if it was good enough for him...and you can't really argue with that can you.