Not everyone makes the leap from Leslie Grantham the actor and Fort Boyard presenter, to Leslie Grantham the fashion icon. But as it's his birthday today and I have 20 minutes to kill before my next nap. Here is your guide on how to dress like Eastenders Dirty Den.
1# White Shirt. |
Jesus Christ have you ever read Leslie Grantham's Wikipedia page? It reads like a demons resume. I mean just the opening paragraph, LESLIE GRANTHAM KILLS GERMAN TAXI DRIVER. He done 10 years in the nick then got dishonourably discharged. How can you get DIShonourably discharged? Had I known he was a cold blooded murderer I never would have recommended anyone to dress like Leslie Grantham. But I'm here now, and he does suit a simple white collar shirt don't you think?
2# Blue Shirt. |
I honestly thought Leslie Grantham was a darling of the BBC and a pillar of the British Institution. However not only is he a murderer, he was also embroiled in an online sex scandal after he was caught simulating oral sex whilst masturbating. I mean if this was a storyline on Eastenders you wouldn't believe it would you? However he does look rather dashing in a blue collar shirt doesn't he?
3# Corduroy Jacket |
After he was finally killed off in Eastenders in 2004 he called the scripts 'weak' and called his co-star Shane Richie 'self-infatuated'. What did Shane Richie ever do to you Leslie? Apart from completely out act you in every department. He really is an unsavoury sort isn't he. However I guess he can be partially forgiven as he does look the part in this wonderfully fitted Corduroy Jacket.
4# Leather Jacket. |
Look at him here. You'd think butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. But what if I told you that he likes to dress up as Captain Hook whilst sharing his sexual fantasies with animals? Honestly I don't know how this man ever made it on the BBC. I guess it might have something to do with his incredible dress sense. No one wears a leather jacket like our Leslie.
5# Suit and tie. |
Here he is looking a bit more presentable. Overall I guess he isn't such a bad bloke. Happy birthday Leslie.
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